This can not be real! No! This article is a spoof of something that can’t be real! Truly! Is he serious?!!!! Now this lawsuit (if real) is utterly ridiculous. Oh! My! Goodness!
Oregon Live: A 26-year-old Portland pimp has filed a $100 million lawsuit against Nike, claiming the shoe manufacturer is partially responsible for a brutal beating that helped net him a100-year prison sentence.
Sirgiorgiro Clardy claims Nike should have placed a label in his Jordan shoes warning consumers that they could be used as a dangerous weapon. He was wearing a pair when he repeatedly stomped the face of a john who was trying to leave a Portland hotel without paying Clardy’s prostitute in June 2012.
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